the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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