oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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