This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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