we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
And then my night got REAL pukey
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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