have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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