Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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