Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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