careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
try to milk me bitch
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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