Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
