I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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