we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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