I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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