This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
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Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
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Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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