Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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