just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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