Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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