Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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