So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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