My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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