I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize