You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
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He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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