Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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