Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm sobbing to NWA
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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