Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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