the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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