Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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