I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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