he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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