Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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