yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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