their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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