And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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