You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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