Fuck appropriateness.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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