p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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