Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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