real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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