girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
This is my gift to your gina
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
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I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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