I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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