That's intense
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
