is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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