She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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