babies were throwing up all over the place
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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