sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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