Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
No subtext here. People are naked.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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