is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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