It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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