What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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