next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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