I'm drive I can fine osifer
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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