haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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