we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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