That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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