I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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