Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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